Wish Corrupt

he swears at you in Japanese but you don't know it

I wish for more sleep

you get more sleep but you end up sleeping all the time for the rest of your life (mwahahha)

i wish for converse

u get them but they break as soon as you put your feet in them

i wish an iTouch

but the screen is all scratched after a week

i wish for a cell phone

you get one but you're only allowed to text twice a month

i wish less screechy fangirls

^ its impossible. lol im kidding. since there are no fangirls, there are now screechy fangirls

i wish for pretty pencils to write with

but they always break so you sharpen them down to nothing (happens to me all the time)

i wish for a working calculator (scietific ones)

but it gives you wrong answers
i wish for socks

but they are wet

i wish for new headphones

but they break

i wish for a new laptop

but its a crappy slow laptop (yes that can happen to new ones)

i wish for tacos

but it tastes awful

i wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted

yes but then its no more fun anymore

i wish for working internet

but then internet worms and viruses get on your computer
i wish for slippers

there are holes in them =3

I wish for Jin to have a new drama!

but it sucks. A lot.

I wish to see Ueda's drama

but you can't understnad anything since it's only in Japanese

I wish for a cellphone

but you can't text or call anyone

I wish for unlimited texting

but you have no one to text XD
I wish for a new iPod

but your country makes a law saying that you cant buy download music so you have an iPod with no songs!

i wish for a new paintball gun!

but you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye and now they have to remove it.

I wish for alice to grow back his eye

But it comes back deformed and he can't see out of BOTH eyes.

I wish for a lolipop

but you choke on it

I wish for more affiliates >_<

But your forum crashes

I wish the forum never comes back

Ha! A company helps them out and reaches a million members! (didnt realy understand your wish lol)


i wish for a new dog.