but you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye and now they have to remove it.

I wish for alice to grow back his eye

But it comes back deformed and he can't see out of BOTH eyes.

I wish for a lolipop

but you choke on it

I wish for more affiliates >_<

But your forum crashes

I wish the forum never comes back

Ha! A company helps them out and reaches a million members! (didnt realy understand your wish lol)


i wish for a new dog.

You just had to pay taxes your in the hole now

I wish for more members

but then there are more spammers

I wish for the new KAT-TUN album (no I haven't got it yet...I'm such a bad fan )

The album just got recalled sorry


I wish ueda-hime aka orange was on

but then she has no time to work on her projects and then she fails and then she gets stuck with ELA 14 instead of the AP course she wanted (ahhh high school :3 brings back good memories)

I wish for a raise at my job

You just got fired then put in jail


I wish for no school

but then you are uneducated and you get no job and then you end up as a homeless hobo in downtown sleeping in a dumpster

I wish to go to Japan

but you crash and die

I wish for Jin to love me :3

but he loves you so much that you hate him

I wish for Ueda to come to Canada and go back to Japan UNHARMED